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[fixingit]

[A post for things]

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[fixingit]

The one who raised you. Dead in this world, alive in mine. Traded roles with your brother, as far as I can tell. Does that clarify it, or do I need to waste more time?

[queenleftbehind]

Well, the other one, the one I have that's still alive, is the former head of the League of Assassins. If that means anything.

[fixingit]

Is that a threat, Ms. Queen?

[queenleftbehind]

Apparently I'm not drunk enough for you. Who would have guessed? That's an offer, Doc.

[fixingit]

Of all things you could possibly be offering the answer to all of them is simple. No.

[queenleftbehind]

What bug crawled up your ass? Seriously?

[fixingit]

Either you are incredibly dense, or your information is out of date. Rather than untangle that particular mess, a better question would be: what makes you think I would ever have any manner of interest?

[queenleftbehind]

I suppose that depends on whether you've decided to inhabit this world for keeps or whether you're going back to yours.

[fixingit]

Knowing that information won't change what you thought I would have interest in. The answer is still no.

[queenleftbehind]

Fine. Whatever. I don't need your shit. But you should know that I'm just the first round. My father won't take no for an answer as easily as I will.

[fixingit]

Yes, well, perhaps he'll be a little more direct in his offer and I can give him more than simply no.

[queenleftbehind]

So your problem's with me. Because you gave me a very firm 'no, not ever'.

[fixingit]

My PROBLEM is that you still haven't told me what it is I'm supposed to be agreeing to. You've said it was an offer. Leaving me to make assumptions, based on your connections. If the only difference between your father and yourself, Ms. Queen, is that he would tell me what the offer was and you will not, then yes. My issue is with you. But you misunderstand my meaning, as well. I'm telling you no. I'd tell him no with a reason for saying no, provided he told me WHAT IT IS I'M SAYING NO TO.

[queenleftbehind]

Mutually assured satisfaction. So to speak. And no matter how big or bad you think you are, you really don't want to say no to him to his face. Take it from someone who knows. I might think you're a jackass, but I wouldn't wish that on...

Well, fuck it. Not like you're going to listen to me. I'd say have a good night, but I really hope you don't.